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I am but one Patrick John Barber of Colorado and I happen to be 17 and I have already loss all control in my life before I ever even got it, but anywho ask me stuff and I'll answer, or don't ask me stuff it's your life. Alright? Alright!

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thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,

thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,

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fasterfood:

due to low self esteem if someone is hitting on me i probably wouldn’t even be able to tell unless they directly said “i love you and want to date you” and even then i would be a little skeptical

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wtfmacke:

punchers:

sirlightbulb:

sirlightbulb:

"Idk I’m tired" is probably the best excuse for anything ever

"Why did you leave the party early" "Idk I’m tired"

"why’d you cook your grandmother" "idk im tired"

"Why did you invade Poland?" "Idk I’m tired."

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rabioheab:

so do you guys think the world is going to end in 2012 or what 

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lapdragons:

youremybrandnewday:

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baimbaie:

captainspensaurus:

the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.
I feel old…

very odd

literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar

Literally everyone.

I am 18.. What is the very hungry caterpillar?

are you joking

lapdragons:

youremybrandnewday:

letsgetfitwithdisney:

nosdrinker:

baimbaie:

captainspensaurus:

the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.

I feel old…

very odd

literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar

Literally everyone.

I am 18.. What is the very hungry caterpillar?

are you joking

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themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

HUMAN
I DON’T KNOW HOW I GOT IN HERE
AND NOW I CANNOT GET OUT
DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS

If you always help the kitten out of the cup they’ll never learn not to get into small cups in the first place

I’VE LEARNED MY LESSON HUMAN
PLEASE HELP
THIS SURFACE IS NOT CLIMBABLE

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

HUMAN
I DON’T KNOW HOW I GOT IN HERE
AND NOW I CANNOT GET OUT
DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS

If you always help the kitten out of the cup they’ll never learn not to get into small cups in the first place

I’VE LEARNED MY LESSON HUMAN
PLEASE HELP
THIS SURFACE IS NOT CLIMBABLE

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

HUMAN
I DON’T KNOW HOW I GOT IN HERE
AND NOW I CANNOT GET OUT
DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS

If you always help the kitten out of the cup they’ll never learn not to get into small cups in the first place

I’VE LEARNED MY LESSON HUMAN
PLEASE HELP
THIS SURFACE IS NOT CLIMBABLE

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

HUMAN

I DON’T KNOW HOW I GOT IN HERE

AND NOW I CANNOT GET OUT

DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS

If you always help the kitten out of the cup they’ll never learn not to get into small cups in the first place

I’VE LEARNED MY LESSON HUMAN

PLEASE HELP

THIS SURFACE IS NOT CLIMBABLE

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tertail:

it’s kinda cute how we all celebrate the earth finishing another lap around the sun

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bryankonietzko:

korranation:

flybluebird-fly:

Me and my friend  when we watch the new episodes of Korra

Yes basically

INCREDIBLE

bryankonietzko:

korranation:

flybluebird-fly:

Me and my friend  when we watch the new episodes of Korra

Yes basically

INCREDIBLE

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lothiriel-starr:

And then there’s Thranduil. 

lothiriel-starr:

And then there’s Thranduil. 

lothiriel-starr:

And then there’s Thranduil. 

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vietnamesemodel:

starting the boyfriend challenge

i challenge all cute boys to try and become my boyfriend in the next 24 hours

or they can just donate to me

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