I am but one Patrick John Barber of Colorado and I happen to be 17 and I have already loss all control in my life before I ever even got it, but anywho ask me stuff and I'll answer, or don't ask me stuff it's your life. Alright? Alright!
OK first you’re being a total dick right now,
due to low self esteem if someone is hitting on me i probably wouldn’t even be able to tell unless they directly said “i love you and want to date you” and even then i would be a little skeptical
"Idk I’m tired" is probably the best excuse for anything ever
"Why did you leave the party early" "Idk I’m tired"
"why’d you cook your grandmother" "idk im tired"
"Why did you invade Poland?" "Idk I’m tired."
so do you guys think the world is going to end in 2012 or what
the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.
I feel old…
literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar
I am 18.. What is the very hungry caterpillar?
are you joking
I DON’T KNOW HOW I GOT IN HERE
AND NOW I CANNOT GET OUT
DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS
If you always help the kitten out of the cup they’ll never learn not to get into small cups in the first place
I’VE LEARNED MY LESSON HUMAN
THIS SURFACE IS NOT CLIMBABLE
it’s kinda cute how we all celebrate the earth finishing another lap around the sun
Me and my friend when we watch the new episodes of Korra
And then there’s Thranduil.
starting the boyfriend challenge
i challenge all cute boys to try and become my boyfriend in the next 24 hours
or they can just donate to me